Chapter 255: Not that big of an Anglerfish fan
"That was...quick." Kai expected the match to be a lot longer, but Angler exceeded his expectations.
Fiji giggled, rocking him from side to side with her boobs since Kai was lying in them. "What, are you scared?"
"Definitely not. He’s not someone on my radar. I’ve beaten a demon king before. This guy is nothing. Ask my girls, they’ll confirm my story."
Over in the arena, Angler heard the part of Kai’s conversation where he mentioned not being on his radar. This, of course, upset Angler since he was the strongest person in the city, besides three other people.
"You there, person I’ve never seen before. Do you dare to challenge me after saying those bold words?" He pointed at Kai, who was happy where he was.
"Is it my turn next?" He asked Dasani, completely ignoring Angler.
She shook her head. "No, it isn’t. Angler, you still have five more challengers left. It would be rude to them if you challenged this young man first."
"My Queen, I understand the order, but a man who can only speak and not defend what he says is not a man at all. If he has the guys, he should come here and face me in the arena, unless he’s too much of a coward to do so!"
Typical ragebaiting. Kai was from the modern day, where honor meant you could get five years in prison. He wasn’t the type to fall for simple provocation.
"Guess I’m not a man then," Kai said with confidence.
"Yes, that’s...wait, what?" Angler didn’t expect Kai to just go along with what he was saying. He’s provoked tons of men over the years, and all of them would not stand being spoken to that way.
"D-Do you feel no shame?! Where is your honor?!"
"I think I lost it while I was fucking Princess Fiji last night."
The whole arena erupted into chatter. The guy who was sitting on the princess had sex with her and admitted it to the public? The balls on him were huge for saying something like that.
Fiji didn’t care either. She found this very entertaining.
"You’re funny." She giggled, kissing him again.
"She didn’t even deny it!" A person said in the stands.
Angler had no way to fight back. Kai and the princess admitted to being in each other’s beds. What greater honor is there? Maybe the queen, but she’s the queen, so he didn’t count her.
"But I’ll fight you, if your opponents don’t mind," Kai said, standing up and stretching his body.
"Well?" Angler looked at his opponents, who all backed away.
"There you have it. Now come down here, boy!"
Kai lept from the top of the stands, which was very high, and landed on the platform where they would be fighting. While it was a cool stunt, it wasn’t that impressive in his opinion since the water slowed his fall.
"Beat his ass, Kai!"
"Show him your power!"
"Rip his head off!"
"Make him regret challenging you!"
"You got this, honey!"
"A battle between a surface and sea dweller! This is amazing!"
Kai waved at his girls in the stands, blowing each of them a kiss.
"You won’t be able to do that once I’m done with-"
"You like men?" Kai asked while interrupting him.
"W-What? Why the hell would you ask me something like that?"
"Dude, it was a simple question, no need to get all upset. You were just talking about how when you’re finished with me, I won’t be able to do certain actions. That sounds pretty sus to me, so I just wanted to know if you liked men. Nothing wrong with that, by the way."
Angler nearly popped a vein. "I HAVE A WIFE AND DAUGHTER!"
"Great." Kai’s eyes glowed red. "Let’s make a deal. If you win, you get nothing, and if I win, I get to fuck your wife and daughter in front of you, while you watch and cry because you’re a little bitch. Hearing your wife scream my name and your daughter call me daddy."
"Deal!" Angler, of course, did not have any action over his response, but Kai didn’t care. He was going to have so much fun today.
"Wow, he’s wicked." Dasani could feel herself getting wet, and it wasn’t the ocean water. She licked her lips, anticipating her night with Kai.
"Trust me, Mom, he’s fucking great. And his dick is massive. He can even change its size!"
"Shhh, you’re getting excited. I need to focus. Ahem, Angler and Kai, fight!" She wanted to see the fight right away.
"Time to die, Ki-OH MY GOSH!" A huge wave of water crashed into Angler faster than he could even react. He was slammed into the ground and was knocked out for a split second.
"Don’t tell me that’s all you got? Come on, ’Champion’ show me what you got!" Kai taunted him.
"You bastard!" Angler shot up, swimming toward Kai at high speeds. He moved like a torpedo, tearing through the water, and slammed his fist into Kai’s chest.
"What was that? It felt like a baby hit me."
Angler didn’t understand. He hit Kai with a powerful punch, yet it did nothing.
"Let me show you how to punch." Kai grabbed Angler’s arm, then uppercutted his chin so hard that the dome nearly shattered from the shockwave.
He followed up, swimming above Angler, then slamming his back down to the arena.
"Argghhhhh! N-No! I wont lose!" Angler’s mana erupted from his body, shifting from blue to yellow, and lightning crackled around his body.
The lightning didn’t travel around the water since the water they were swimming in was pure. Pure water is a poor conductor.
"Come on, show me what you got!"
"Die, you stupid fucking bastard!" Water and lightning spun into a vortex, and it was shot toward Kai in the form of a massive dragon.
"Now that’s what I’m talking about! But let me just, boom!" Kai swiped the attack away with ease.
Everyone was left stunned. One of Angler’s most powerful attacks was swatted away like a toy.
"I-Impossible!" He muttered, dropping to his knees.
"Yes, yes. You losing is impossible because you’re the strongest, bla, bla, bla. I’ve heard it all. You know how many movies I’ve seen? A fuck ton." He knocked Angler out with a punch.
"Was never a fan of Anglerfish anyway."