Chapter 39: Pervert Alex
Crescent Lake Park.
Sunset going down.
Alex and Raven walking.
Side by side.
Hands swinging.
Raven glanced at him.
Weird.
He’s being normal.
Not talking shit.
Not acting crazy.
Just walking.
She looked at his face.
Sunset hitting his profile.
Actually looks decent.
When he shuts up.
Maybe—
"HOLY SHIT!"
Alex froze.
Eyes huge.
"BEAUTIES!!"
Pointed at the lake.
"BIG ONES!!"
WHOOSH!
Gone.
Ran off.
Three seconds.
Raven stood there.
Alone.
She froze too.
Behind a tree.
A man crouched.
Black suit.
Butler uniform.
Silver hair tied back.
Sebastian.
Raven’s family butler.
Watching Alex run.
His face twitched.
Pulled out binoculars.
Zoomed in.
Alex is behind the bushes.
Hands around eyes.
Staring.
Drooling.
And mumbling some weird sounds.
"Hehe... big breasts, white butt.. Hehe"
Sebastian moved the view.
The lake.
Three women are swimming.
One-piece suits.
Showing almost everything.
Nice figures.
Back to Alex.
Foam at his mouth.
Sebastian grabbed his phone.
Typed fast.
[Subject: Alex]
[Observation 1: Extreme reaction to females]
[Conclusion: Pervert?]
"Alex!!"
Raven moved.
Face red.
Fists tight.
Foot hard.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
Ground shaking.
Birds flew off.
Alex is still staring.
"That form..."
"That stroke..."
"That—"
GRAB!
Raven’s hand grabbed his collar.
Yanked him back.
"OW!"
Raven stood over him.
Arms crossed.
"Having fun?"
Voice sweet.
Too sweet.
Alex grinned.
"Hell Yeah! It’s like a hot live show!"
STOMP!
Her foot slammed down.
Grass exploded.
A small crater formed.
"You’re on a date."
"WITH ME."
"And you’re watching OTHER WOMEN?!"
Sebastian is behind the tree.
Nodded.
Good Miss Raven! Show him some power! Make him know who he is dating!
Alex sat up.
Brushed himself off.
"Yeah, I’m watching."
"But why are you pissed? I didn’t do anything about them?"
He thought for a second, then jumped!
"Oh, now I know! Because I didn’t invite you!"
"Cupcake! You can watch too."
"Come on!"
Raven’s eye twitched.
"What—"
"Look."
He grabbed her hand.
Pulled her down.
She fell to her knees.
"See?"
Pointed.
"Great view!"
Raven stared at the lake.
Women are still swimming.
Laughing.
Splashing.
She kept watching.
One dove underwater.
Came back up.
Hair wet.
Breast bouncing.
Water dripping.
"See?"
Alex nudged her.
"Pretty good right?"
Raven’s face is still red.
Didn’t move.
"Quite...good?"
Voice quiet.
Alex grinned.
"Right?!"
"Form!"
"Technique!"
Both crouched there.
Side by side.
Watching.
Sebastian’s jaw dropped.
She joined him?!
Phone out again.
[Observation 2: Bad influence on Miss Raven]
[She’s ALSO watching now]
[Danger: HIGH]
Five minutes passed.
Women got out.
Wrapped in towels.
Walked away.
Raven stood up.
Fast.
Face burning.
"I can’t believe—"
Covered her face.
"I’m a pervert now!"
Alex stood.
Stretched.
"Nah."
"Appreciating beauty is human nature."
"And I am not saying I don’t date lesbians."
Raven glared at him.
"You—"
Deep breath.
"Fine."
"Let me ask something."
Eyes narrowed.
"If me and your mom fell in the water."
"Who are you saving first?"
Alex froze.
FIRST DATE.
And THIS question?!
Death trap.
Sebastian leaned forward.
The test!
Let’s go, Miss Raven! Teach him a lesson!
Alex’s brain is working.
Mom or girlfriend?
Say mom? She’s pissed.
Say her? Sounds fake.
Say both? Weak.
Wait.
His eyes lit up.
"Raven."
Stepped closer.
"Good question."
"But let ME ask YOU something."
"If the next second I ALSO fell in."
Paused.
"My mom or you?"
"Who saves me first?"
Silence.
Raven’s mouth opened.
Closed.
Opened again.
Nothing.
Brain crashed.
"I—"
"You—"
"That’s not—"
"But—"
"Wait—"
Hands waving.
Eyes unfocused.
Alex smiled.
Crisis done.
Sebastian’s eye twitched.
Phone out.
[Subject: Alex]
[Trait 1: Extremely perverted]
[Trait 2: Moral compass - zero]
[Trait 3: Thinking pattern - BROKEN]
[Danger to Miss Raven: MAX]
Ten minutes later.
By the lake.
Raven pulled out her phone.
Handed it to Alex.
"Take photos of me."
Trying to sound casual.
"Let me see your aesthetic."
She walked to some flowers.
Turned around.
Smiled.
Posed.
One hand on hip.
Head tilted.
Sebastian behind bushes.
Binoculars up.
Classic pose.
Nice.
Very elegant! Miss Raven!
CLICK.
Alex took the photo.
"Next one!"
Raven switched poses.
Hand in hair.
Looking away.
CLICK.
"Another!"
She sat on a rock.
Legs crossed.
Finger on lips.
CLICK.
Five poses.
Ten poses.
Fifteen.
Raven is getting confident.
This’ll show him.
Show him how pretty she is.
He must have fall for her completely!
"Done!"
Alex walked over.
Handed back the phone.
Grinning.
Raven grabbed it.
Excited.
Opened gallery.
Scrolled.
Face froze.
First photo.
Alex’s face.
Close-up.
Goofy smile.
Second photo.
Alex again.
Duck lips.
Third.
Alex’s nostril.
Extreme close-up.
Fourth.
Alex peace signs.
Fifth.
Alex’s forehead.
Just forehead.
Every single photo.
Alex.
Not one of her.
Raven’s eye twitched.
"Alex."
Voice quiet.
Dangerous quiet.
"Where."
"Am."
"I."
"YOU IDIOT!!!"
Alex ran.
She chased.
Arms swinging.
"When I catch you—"
"You gonna regret—"
"Every single selfie—"
Sebastian lowered the binoculars.
Shook his head.
Phone out.
[Trait 4: Intelligence - zero]
[Trait 5: Shamelessness - max level]
10minutes later.
They stopped running.
Both panting.
Found a wooden bench.
Near the lake.
Collapsed on it.
Alex leaned back.
Arms spread.
"I need a moment."
"Lemme be quiet."
Raven rolled her eyes.
"YOU need quiet?"
"You’ve been causing chaos—"
She turned to look at him.
Already asleep.
Head tilted.
Mouth open.
Breathing steady.
Raven stared.
"Seriously?"
Wind blew.
Alex’s body tilted.
Sideways.
Fell.
Right onto her lap.
THUD.
Head on her thighs.
Black stockings under his cheek.
Raven froze.
Face went red.
"Alex!"
She pushed him.
He didn’t move.
Still asleep.
"Wake up!"
Nothing.
She looked down at him.
Face relaxed.
Not grinning.
Not teasing.
Just sleeping.
Her hand moved.
Fingers touched his hair.
Soft.
She ran her hand through it.
Once.
Twice.
"If you didn’t act like an idiot all the time..."
She whispered.
"You’d actually be cute."
Alex’s nose twitched.
Mouth curved.
Small smile.
His head turned.
Face pressed into her leg.
Then.
He nuzzled.
Like a dog.
Rubbing his face on the fabric.
Raven’s eyes went wide.
"Alex?!"
He mumbled something.
Still asleep.
"Soft..."
Nuzzled again.
"So soft..."
Raven’s face burned.
She grabbed his head.
Tried to lift it.
He nuzzled harder.
"Alex!"
"Wake up!"
"Stop that!"
Voice cracked.
Face completely red.
Behind the bushes.
Sebastian’s binoculars fell.
Hit the ground.
He stood up.
Hands shaking.
Phone out.
[EMERGENCY UPDATE]
[Subject is UNCONSCIOUSLY PERVERTED]
[Even while SLEEPING]
30 minutes later.
Alex’s eyes opened.
Blinked.
Vision blurred.
Something black in front.
And it smells goood.
Close.
Very close.
Blinked again.
Focused.
Black stockings.
Smooth fabric.
Long legs.
Right in his face.
His head on soft thighs.
Brain processing.
WAIT.
He shot up.
"WHAT?!"
Stumbled backward.
Off the bench.
Pointed at Raven.
"You!"
"You seducing me?!"
Raven opened her eyes.
Slowly.
Looked at him.
"What?"
"Putting your legs—"
Alex gestured wildly.
"Right in my face!"
"While I’m sleeping!"
"That’s assault!"
"But!"
He puffed his chest.
"I’m a good young man!"
"Upright!"
"Moral!"
"I won’t fall for this!"
Raven said nothing.
Looked down.
At her lap.
Wet spot.
Big wet spot.
Drool.
All over her thigh.
Glistening.
She stared at it.
Then at Alex.
Still ranting.
"I got principles!"
"Standards!"
"You can’t just—"
She stood up.
Brushed off her skirt.
Looked at the lake.
At the sky.
Anywhere but him.
"I made peace with it."
Voice flat.
"This is my life now."
Alex stopped.
"What?"
She walked past him.
"My fate."
"Dating an idiot."
Behind the bushes.
Sebastian updated his notes.
[Miss Raven: showing signs of giving up]
[She accepted him]
[May God help us all]