A month later...
"Clang, clang, clang! This is the Leaf headband our Hokage wore for over twenty years!"
"Wow!"
Naruto stood proudly on the table, pointing to the shining headband on his forehead. Listening to the envious gasps from below, Naruto's excitement was uncontrollable, and he ecstatically wiggled his butt on the table.
"Wow! Naruto, you're so amazing, I'm so jealous!"
The one speaking was Naruto's number one fan, Choji Akimichi.
"Heh heh heh, just average, third in Konoha!"
Naruto waved his hand humbly, but his expression was full of pride. Naruto was very satisfied with Choji's support; it was worth bribing him with a bag of snacks early in the morning.
"Tch! What's there to be proud of? Everyone here has a ninja headband!" Kiba Inuzuka said sourly.
He was unconvinced by Naruto. In terms of strength, Kiba Inuzuka was above Naruto, so why hadn't he received the Hokage's personal blessing for his headband?
"Yo! Kiba, you sound pretty sour, but there's only one Hokage headband, so you'll never have a chance, haha... Ouch!"
Naruto was happily wiggling his butt when suddenly a cold wind blew from behind him. Then Naruto felt a piercing pain in his gluteal muscles, and he let out a loud cry.
"Sasuke! What are you doing!"
Sasuke disdainfully took out a tissue and wiped his palm, saying, "If you keep wiggling your filthy thing in front of me, I'll..."
Sasuke made a chopping gesture, then turned away, ignoring Naruto.
"You hateful Sasuke, why do you always target me!"
Naruto's eyes turned red as he clutched his backside. That damn Sasuke, he used too much force!
Seeing no response from Sasuke, Naruto flashed and squatted in front of Sasuke, meeting his gaze. Sasuke, unwilling to back down, looked at Naruto coldly.
Neither of them showed signs of yielding.
Just then, footsteps were heard from the doorway, and a burly uncle with a beard walked into the classroom and knocked on the door, saying, "Naruto, it seems your discipline is still lacking."
Naruto slowly turned around and said with disdain, "So it's you, the weakest Jonin, big bearded uncle."
"Weakest Jonin?"
Asuma recalled that he had a ninja who had kidnapped Naruto right under his nose last time, and his face turned slightly red. He coughed and said, "Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, you three come with me."
After speaking, Asuma quickly left the classroom.
Seeing this, Naruto was about to turn around to continue his PK with Sasuke when he saw Shikamaru, who was sitting in front of him, stand up and push him.
"Naruto, make way."
Fortunately, the push was light. Naruto only moved back a little and didn't tilt too much, but...
"Naruto, I'm going ahead. Treat me to yakiniku when we have a chance!"
Choji's plump body squeezed through the narrow aisle and, like Shikamaru, patted Naruto's shoulder before jogging out of the classroom after him.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Shikamaru's push had already made Naruto slightly lose his balance, and with Choji's powerful assist, Naruto "lived up to everyone's expectations" and fell down.
*Poof!*
The expected hard tabletop did not arrive. Naruto felt his butt hit a soft object, and hot air occasionally flowed into the fabric. Naruto's face instantly turned red.
It's over!
"Uzumaki! Naruto!"
"Sasuke, don't talk, the air is getting in! It tickles!"
Naruto felt an indescribable comfort at the moment. His backside was hot and itchy, and he couldn't help but wiggle a couple of times, but Naruto regretted it as soon as he did.
*Crack, crack...*
Sasuke's fists, clenched under the table, made cracking sounds. His eyes were bloodshot, not because he had activated the Sharingan, but because he was so enraged by Naruto's actions. At this moment, Sasuke's lungs were about to explode.
Naruto dared to sit on his face with his butt, and even more outrageously, he wiggled twice!
This scene was most clearly seen by the students in the classroom. The girls covered their cheeks with their hands, but their eyes couldn't help but peek through their fingers, all eagerly anticipating what would happen next.
As for the boys, they were much bolder, like Kiba Inuzuka.
"Good job, Naruto! I've been annoyed with Sasuke for a long time too, beat him up!"
Naruto's legs had already gone numb. Hearing Kiba Inuzuka still egging him on, as if he hadn't caused enough trouble, he was further incited.
"Kiba, stop talking! I really didn't do it on purpose!"
"Get your butt off me!"
"Hiss! Sasuke, don't talk!" Naruto subconsciously wiggled again.
Sasuke was completely enraged. Sitting on his face with his butt, and not letting him talk, Uzumaki Naruto, you're asking for death!
Just as Sasuke was about to make a move, another knock came from the door.
*Knock, knock, knock!*
"Uh... I didn't see anything, please continue! Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, you three come out with me."
Kurenai Yuhi chuckled as she glanced at Naruto and Sasuke, then covered her mouth and left.
"These kids nowadays are so open!"
Kiba Inuzuka grinned, not wanting to let the fun die down, and cheered Naruto on, "Go for it, Naruto!"
Shino Aburame pushed up his glasses, nodded, and walked out of the classroom with Kiba.
*Bang!*
The second they stepped out of the classroom, Sasuke decisively kicked Naruto in the butt, his face dark, and roared, "Uzumaki Naruto, let's have a fight to the death!"
Naruto got up from the ground, clutching his backside. Although he felt guilty, he still pretended to be calm and said, "Bring it on! Who's afraid of who!"
Sasuke roared and lunged at Naruto. Having lost his composure, he now had only one goal: to beat Naruto soundly!
Naruto, on the other hand, was at a disadvantage due to the recent incident and was hesitant in his attacks.
"Hey Sasuke, this was all a misunderstanding, Choji pushed me..."
"Ouch! Sasuke, why are you hitting me there!"
"Stop, stop, stop! Sasuke, let go!"
...
Three hours later, Kakashi slowly walked into the classroom.
"Ahaha, sorry, I ran into a lost kitten on the way, so... hmm?"
Kakashi looked at Naruto and Sasuke, who were disheveled and lying on the ground, and asked Sakura, who was blushing and looked like she hadn't had enough, "What happened to them?"
Sakura, blushing, asked Kakashi, "Um, excuse me, are you a fujoshi?"
"Huh?"
Kakashi scratched his head and looked at the three people in the classroom who were not behaving normally. He sighed helplessly. He should have stayed home and read more picture books.
"Uh, I guess... I guess so!"
"Then let me tell you in detail!"