Chapter 102: Chapter 102: Hopeless at Life
The youngest triple Film Emperor raised his hand, his handsome face showing confusion.
"I can explain."
Tuanzi walked in angrily, still holding a carrot in her hand.
Pointing the tip of the carrot at Pei Hai, Tuanzi said seriously, "How do you explain? Miaomiao is outside working hard building the fence, and you’re making a mess in the kitchen!"
"Fence?"
Pei Hai strode to the kitchen door, glanced outside, and found that over half of the yard was enclosed with bamboo poles.
He exclaimed, "Where did you get the bamboo poles?"
"From the uncle next door!"
Tuanzi pouted, "Once fenced in, we can raise little chickens and ducks."
Seeing her puffed-up cheeks, Pei Hai smiled apologetically, "Miaomiao loves little chickens and ducks; they’re cute, but Miaomiao is the cutest."
Tuanzi hmphed, turning her head quickly, "Yes, they’re cute and delicious, but Brother Pei Hai isn’t cute enough, and he’s clumsy."
Pei Hai scratched his nose.
He also knew he was a life rookie. When their parents weren’t home in the past, it was always Chao who did the housework and cooking.
Alas, he missed his younger brother, but his brother ignored him, sad.
Tuanzi drove her older cousin to the bedroom.
"Then sweep the floor, paste the newspapers, and make the bed, at least you can do that, right?"
The idea came from the system, and the newspapers were kindly provided by the neighbors.
"This I can do!"
Pei Hai gave a mock serious salute, "I guarantee to complete the task!"
Tuanzi believed him and ran to the kitchen to clean up herself.
Though small, she moved deftly. Running here and there, jumping up from time to time, soon, the kitchen was spotless.
Not only that, Tuanzi ran to a nearby grove, collected many dry branches and fallen leaves to use as firewood.
After cleaning the kitchen, she began moving soil.
She moved a good amount of soil from the vegetable garden behind the house to the yard, preparing to plant vegetables.
She thought angrily, planting in the yard, other people’s chickens and ducks couldn’t possibly eat her vegetables anymore.
The audience in the live stream watched her busy around, amazed.
[Miaomiao is really capable]
[I thought she only knew martial arts, but she can also do housework]
[Before, when she was on the show with Gu Che, she seemed not to do housework]
[Because she didn’t need to then, although Gu Che didn’t quite understand it, he was willing to learn and learned quickly, so Miaomiao didn’t need to work]
[As for Gu Cheng, no need to say, a little expert in work and cooking, won’t let his sister get tired]
[As for Pei Hai... ]
[Don’t say it, I’m his fan, and I blush for him]
[I didn’t expect the Film Emperor to be like this in life]
[Really, clumsy]
At that moment, there was a noise inside the house.
Tuanzi paused, quickly running into the master bedroom.
What met her eyes was a fallen bed board and half-collapsed bricks.
Pei Hai held his waist, suddenly feeling a chill behind him, he turned around, and their eyes met.
Tuanzi: ▼_▼
Pei Hai: "I can explain! The bricks weren’t stacked properly, I, I’m a bit heavy, didn’t stand firmly."
Tuanzi: ▼_▼
Pei Hai drooped his head sheepishly, and quickly glanced at her again.
Even the Ancient Martial System couldn’t help but mock.
[Ancient Martial System: Tall and sturdy, how could he be so... ]
[Miaomiao: Because you can’t judge a book by its cover]
The system thought the host might be enraged.
Pushing the clumsy older cousin aside, Tuanzi resignedly began stacking bricks.
At this time, Su Chaomu’s voice came from outside.
"Miaomiao sister, I’m here to play with you!"
The little boy hopped and skipped into the house, found Tuanzi working, and Pei Hai standing against the wall punished, dumbfounded.
"Why, why is it you doing the work in your house?"
Tuanzi glanced at Pei Hai, "First, you need to have a clumsy brother."
Pei Hai lowered his head as pitiful as possible.
The live stream comments were going wild with laughter.
[What are you waiting for, take a screenshot!]
[Once in a lifetime to see the Film Emperor like this]
[Feel sorry for Miaomiao]
[In other houses, it’s the parents working, kids playing, but in theirs, it’s the other way around]
[Will Miaomiao regret joining the show with her cousin?]
[All brothers, how can there be such a big difference?]
Su Chaomu remained calm.
"Oh, just like Ye Chen’s father, clumsy."
Tuanzi was speechless.
Thinking about it, Ye Chen’s father might never have won a Film Emperor, but her cousin won three, so he was still more impressive by comparison.
Su Chaomu: "Since you’re busy, I’ll go find someone else to play with."
"Wait."
Tuanzi called him back.
The little boy turned around blankly, "What is it?"
Tuanzi smiled brightly, "Since you’re here, help with the work."
Ten minutes later.
Su Chaomu was resigned to cooking glue, while Tuanzi carefully spread the glue on newspapers, and Pei Hai was in charge of pasting.
The wall in the master bedroom was falling apart badly, it was unbearable to look at, and could only be beautified in this way.
"Brother Pei Hai, don’t tell me you can’t even paste, huh?"
A quiet voice came, making Pei Hai shiver.
"I’ll be careful."
He pasted very carefully, even more so than when he was acting.
As for the result, better not to mention.
After the wall was done, they began making the bed.
The mattress and sheets were easy, but the quilt was difficult to cover.
Neither Tuanzi nor Su Chaomu had ever covered a quilt, so they just watched Pei Hai hopefully.
"Brother Pei Hai, you can do it, right?"
Pei Hai: "...I’ll try my best."
The result of trying was that the bed had a strange-shaped object on it.
Tuanzi: Stare.jpg
Pei Hai quickly sought help from the cameraman.
"Bro, I’ll help you shoot, you help me cover the quilt, I beg you."
The young Film Emperor suspected that in his sister’s heart, he had been labeled ’incompetent’.
Interestingly, he found studying easy, acting easy, but whenever he did something himself, it always ended up a mess. Following video tutorials, even taking classes, progress was zero.
But his younger brother could learn anything quickly, weren’t they brothers?
Pei Hai thought, no wonder his brother didn’t like to play with him, he must be despised.
The cameraman, under immense pressure, helped cover the quilt.
By near four in the afternoon, Pei Hai was very tired, emotionally tired.
Tuanzi was very tired, physically tired.
Su Chaomu was also very tired. He came to play with Miaomiao, not to work!
But thinking of the Little Heroine’s skills, Su Chaomu couldn’t find words to refuse.
After a while, Su Hanjiang came to find his son, and by the way inquired if Pei Hai wanted to go to the market.
"Everyone wants to buy some vegetable seeds, some also want to buy chicks, ducklings, and other things."
Since it’s rural life, and the show allocated them a big vegetable patch, the guests planned to buy seeds or seedlings and seriously plant vegetables.
Maybe until the end, they wouldn’t get to eat any. However, they could trade with the locals in advance.
They had been eating the locals’ vegetables during this time, and when they left, the locals could pick from their patch. Even visitors might get to taste their homegrown vegetables in the future.
"Chicks and ducklings?"
Tuanzi’s eyes lit up, "Great, let’s go buy chicks and ducklings."
She delightedly pointed at the fence, "Miaomiao even fenced off a place for their walks."
Su Hanjiang looked and found Tuanzi’s craftsmanship quite good.
"You should get some plastic netting to surround it."
Tuanzi nodded, "Yeah, buy buy buy."
Su Hanjiang: "Also need to build a shed inside, so they can hide when it rains. If you can make a nest even better, they can huddle in when it’s cold."
"Build build build!"