"You can go." Chen Tianming turned his back to Wen Yan'an, lowering his head and saying sadly, "In the end, you don't love me anymore. I don't eat or sleep properly for you kids every day, and now you're telling me you don't miss me that much either. I'm sad, so sad."
Fang Miaomiao couldn't help but twitch the corners of her eyes, "Director, that's enough. If the viewers in the live stream find out, I'll be accused of bullying the director again."
"Who said that?"
"Netizens."
"Forget it, I forgive you." Chen Tianming decisively turned around, smiling and handing a candy to Wen Yan'an, "An'an, don't mind your mom. I have candy, I won't give it to your mom."
Wen Yan'an took the candy and replied obediently, "Thank you, Uncle Tianming."
"What a good child, much better behaved than your mom."
Fang Miaomiao, who was completely ignored: "..."
Director, are you being polite?
Chen Tianming dotingly stroked Wen Yan'an's head, "Good boy, go sit down. We'll wait for the other kids to arrive, okay?"
Suddenly, he heard a voice from his earpiece, and his eyes changed instantly, "Fang Miaomiao, you're exploiting loopholes in our rules again."
Fang Miaomiao blinked slightly, saying with feigned innocence, "Director, what do you mean by that? Why don't I understand?"
"You chose the off-road vehicle, why did you assign the off-road vehicle to the next group as well?"
"Because off-road vehicles are fast."
Chen Tianming looked at Fang Miaomiao's indignant demeanor and became angry, "What I mean is, since you chose the off-road vehicle, the remaining families cannot choose off-road vehicles."
"No, Director Tianming, this is a live broadcast. Don't talk nonsense. I listened very carefully when the rules were explained earlier. It clearly stated that we had to choose a means of transportation from the available options for the next family."
"You're talking nonsense. I said choose a means of transportation from the *remaining* means of transportation for the next family."
The two stared at each other with an intense gaze, neither willing to back down.
"If you don't believe me, go ask in the live stream yourself."
"The live stream consists of your fans, they will naturally take your side."
"Then go watch the replay yourself. I'm not wrong."
"Fang Miaomiao!"
"I'm here," Fang Miaomiao said righteously, "It has nothing to do with me anyway. You can't always punish us for the mistakes of your production team. It's not fair at all."
Chen Tianming almost laughed out loud when he heard this: Her husband had openly asked their production team for a large amount of sunscreen, and she didn't say anything about fairness then. Such hypocrisy.
"Besides, it's so sunny today. If they don't take off-road vehicles, what if they get heatstroke?"
It did seem to have a point. The sun was indeed strong, and if the children really got heatstroke, it would be a loss.
With this thought, Chen Tianming could only pretend to be helpless and rub his forehead, "Alright, alright. When it comes to playing word games, you are indeed the best. You win, okay?"
"I think so too."
After saying that, Fang Miaomiao decisively took the boxes and found their room.
"Mom, this room is so cool."
"Yeah, I didn't expect the room to be so cool either."
This courtyard, which seemed to be the largest in the village, only had three rooms. And each room wasn't very large. Besides fitting a bed, a cabinet, and such, there wasn't much space left.
Fang Miaomiao looked at the quilt on the bed. It was a bright red, giving a very festive feeling.
This must have been dried by the villagers and brought over.
"Mom, this smells like sunshine."
"Then, shall we sleep with the sunshine tonight?"
Fang Miaomiao said while applying sunscreen to Wen Yan'an.
"Okay, I'll sleep with Mom and the sunshine."
After they tidied up for a while, the courtyard became lively.
"Ah, Miaomiao, long time no see."
Cui Mantong, dressed in casual clothes and wearing sunglasses, exuded a cool aura.
"Mantong, long time no see."
Cui Mantong wanted to give Fang Miaomiao a big hug, but Fang Miaomiao dodged it. "Miaomiao, don't you love me anymore?"
"It's precisely because I love you that I won't hug you."
"What kind of logic is that?"
"It's too hot. If we hug each other enthusiastically, our love will melt away sooner or later."
[… At first, I was confused, then I suddenly realized what kind of dad joke Fang Miaomiao was telling.]
[Fang Miaomiao is always seriously funny. Heaven knows how panicked I was when I saw her dodge Mantong's hug. I really thought their friendship was over, but then she hit me with such a lame joke. My friends and I were stunned.]
Not only the viewers in the live stream were stunned, but Cui Mantong and Zhou Jiaxin were also taken aback.
"Miaomiao, if you feel hot, just say you feel hot," Cui Mantong was the first to react, looking at Fang Miaomiao with mock anger, "You still have to tell such a cold joke, and no one responded. It's awkward, isn't it?"
"But you responded," Fang Miaomiao said with a sweet smile.
This scene fell into Cui Mantong's eyes.
The sun was shining brightly, and the beauty offered a sweet smile.
Thump thump!
She felt her heart beating rapidly.
"Miaomiao, I like you more and more. What should I do?"
Fang Miaomiao was silent for a moment and said very seriously, "I can make some space for my husband."
Cui Mantong thought for a moment and decisively shook her head, "Let's forget it. I'm afraid your husband will beat me. It seems our love must remain buried underground."
Saying that, she pretended to wipe away tears.
[Ahhh, Mantong, when did you become so dramatic? Where is my cool and elegant big sister? Ahhh, Miaomiao, you give me back my cool and elegant big sister.]
[Heavenly Bodhisattva, that smile from Fang Miaomiao just now was truly one smile that captivated a city, two smiles that enchanted a nation, and three smiles that captured my heart. Mom, I'm in love. She's so beautiful, so sweet. Who was the bastard who said my wife was ugly? Come out and apologize.]
[I am guilty, I was wrong. From now on, Fang Miaomiao is my wife. How can this woman be so beautiful? Why didn't I notice it before?]
[I find that my focus is different from yours. Your focus is on beauty and praising the friendship between Miaomiao and Mantong. Is it possible that only I think Fang Miaomiao and her husband are in love? Did you hear what Mantong just said? Doesn't this indirectly mean that Fang Miaomiao is not a widow and that her husband loves her very much?]
[Yes, yes, what should I do? I really want to know what Fang Miaomiao's husband looks like. Ahhh, Director, a million viewers are begging the director to make another reality show about couples. If that's not possible, a family reality show will do.]
[The calculations of the ones above are really clever, but I'll add to the anticipation.]