Ye Fan was shocked +1 year.
"You mean..." Ye Fan asked incredulously, "The guild is just a few of you...?"
"That's right!" The leader nodded solemnly. "Our Wild Donkey Guild is all about elite members! Although we're a bit short on numbers now, every one of us is a talent!"
"I am but an unworthy individual, the Guild Leader Zhao Yelu himself!" The leader patted his chest heartily. "I am already at the Nascent Soul fifth layer!"
"First Elder, concurrent Hall Master of the Law Enforcement Hall, and elite disciple Chen Ergou, Nascent Soul fourth layer!"
"Second Elder, concurrent Hall Master of the Fierce Tiger Hall, and elite disciple Zhang Sanqiang, Nascent Soul third layer!"
"Third Elder, concurrent Hall Master of the Diplomacy Hall, and elite disciple Li Yuan, Nascent Soul third layer!"
"Fourth Elder, concurrent Chief Alchemist of the Wild Donkey Guild, and elite disciple Zhao Si, Nascent Soul second layer!"
The remaining four introduced themselves one by one, their tone and demeanor filled with immense pride.
This was the Wild Donkey Guild.
A guild consisting of only five people in total, yet each of them exuded a mysterious confidence...
The highest cultivation was only in the Nascent Soul realm, a guild not even qualified to be cannon fodder in Ge City...
At this moment, Ye Fan suddenly realized it was a waste of talent for them to form a guild.
Such elite cultivators, only Green Mountain was their perfect destination!
Everyone there was like them, and they spoke quite amusingly, they would surely like it very much!
"Brother!" Guild Leader Zhao Yelu said earnestly, "I can see you are a person of extraordinary talent, and our Wild Donkey Guild is desperately in need of someone like you!"
"Brother Lu, I think you might have misunderstood!" Ye Fan replied just as earnestly, "My aptitude is truly abysmal, far from being qualified to serve Big Brother!"
"Thump!"
Zhao Yelu suddenly knelt on the ground, grabbed Ye Fan's thigh, and began to cry with snot and tears.
"Brother, please, join our guild!"
"It's been a month... a whole month, and we haven't recruited a single member... Please, just help Brother Lu with this favor..."
"Thump, thump, thump, thump..."
The four elders followed suit and knelt down, looking at Ye Fan with pleading eyes.
Imagine the scene.
A burly man with a fleshy face tightly grips your thigh, crying and begging you with all his might...
The remaining four hulking men stare at you motionlessly with eyes more wronged than a mistreated young bride...
Ye Fan didn't know how others would react, but he was completely unnerved right now...
"Uh, Brother Lu, let's talk this through properly, get up first..." Ye Fan said with a pained expression, "Actually, I'm just used to being free, guilds really aren't suitable for me..."
Ye Fan truly had no temper with such unprincipled actions.
For such a minor issue, he couldn't possibly let the little demoness kill them...
"That's simple!" Zhao Yelu jumped up and took out his communication jade, "Our Wild Donkey Guild is relatively loose, and we don't usually need to stay at the base. How about we add each other as friends for easy contact anytime!"
Ye Fan was shocked +3 years.
What the hell!
Are you playing an online game here?
Is this the first online guild in this cultivation world?
...
"Guild Leader, something's not right?" Fourth Elder and Chief Alchemist of the Wild Donkey Guild, Zhao Si, asked with a puzzled shake of his head. "Didn't we get kicked out because we couldn't pay the rent, and we haven't found a new place yet?"
"Shut up!" Zhao Yelu immediately reprimanded, his face extremely embarrassed.
Ye Fan was shocked +4 years!
What the hell!
So you don't even have a place of your own?
You're living by renting houses?
And you can't even afford the rent???
In the end, Ye Fan added Zhao Yelu as a friend.
It wasn't that he genuinely wanted to join the Wild Donkey Guild, but he was simply too shocked to bear it...
He just wanted to leave this place quickly, and get far away from these "talents"...
"Brother, you are now our Fifth Elder!" Zhao Yelu said happily. "I'll contact you if there's any action. Brother Lu is going to recruit more people. Goodbye!"
"Goodbye..."
The moment they turned away, Ye Fan saw the right hands that the four elders had been carrying behind them.
And the bricks they were holding in their hands...
After they had completely left, Ye Fan decisively picked up his communication jade and started operating it.
First step, open contacts.
Second step, find Zhao Yelu.
Third step, block.
...
Ye Fan didn't know if his communication jade was broken from disuse or if it was inherently of poor quality, but it malfunctioned at such a critical moment.
After Ye Fan's tinkering, it finally successfully "crashed"...
"Never mind, let's go home." Ye Fan dejectedly put away his communication jade and walked towards the alley exit.
As soon as he stepped out of the alley, he saw a figure flying rapidly towards them.
Exquisite hair ornaments and earrings, flaming red lips, a goose-yellow long dress...
And a sturdy physique covered by the long dress!
Especially the protective fur on the chest, which was now fluttering in the wind!
Without a doubt, this was a standard cross-dresser.
And this cross-dresser was half an acquaintance – the person sitting next to Ye Fan at the Ge City auction the first time.
Back then, this person had also strongly urged Ye Fan to try cross-dressing.
"Get out of the way quickly!" The cross-dresser seemed unable to control his body and immediately shouted.
The little demoness casually unleashed a black mist, effortlessly stopping the cross-dresser.
"This big brother... sister, what are you running from?" The little demoness asked curiously.
"So it's you guys..." The big man finally recognized Ye Fan and the others, then said anxiously, "This is not the time to talk about this, run quickly!"
"Run from what...?"
The little demoness stopped mid-sentence and looked ahead.
In the blink of an eye, several cultivators arrived before them.
There were three of them.
Lightly applied rouge, faint eyebrows.
Skin like congealed fat, hands like soft sprouts.
A slender waist that could barely be held, paired with a flowing red dress, made one's heart ache with affection at the sight.
If one ignored the fact that their flat chests were less prominent than their Adam's apples, they would undoubtedly be considered three beautiful and charming individuals.
It was evident that these were three more cross-dressers...
And they were the kind that could pass for real, indistinguishable from females.
Ye Fan suddenly suspected if he hadn't checked the almanac before leaving home today, otherwise why would he have encountered such bizarre things one after another?
"Bai Huaxiu, aren't you good at running? Why aren't you running anymore?" one of them squinted at the chest-haired cross-dresser next to Ye Fan and the others. "Do you really think these worthless scoundrels can save you?"
Ye Fan was shocked +5 years.
Bai, Bai... Bai Huaxiu?
Are you sure you're talking about the one with the fluttering chest hair next to me?
The muscles on Xiao Monü's and Shanji's faces twitched, looking like they were about to burst into laughter at any moment.
After all, what one's name was was their freedom, and it would be too impolite to laugh because of it.
It was Xiangjiaojun, however, whose eyes suddenly lit up...
"Yan Qingyun, this has nothing to do with them!" Bai Huaxiu reached out and shielded Ye Fan and the others behind him. "I've only met them twice, we're not even friends. If there's anything today, you can take it out on me!"