Chapter 44: Jungle Party
’2 years had passed since Aunt Lin and everyone else left me.’
’In these 2 years, I have learned many things, like how important it is to have a few servants by your side on these types of journeys.’
’I have explored many mountain ranges and got millions of spirit stones and lost Immortal treasures, which these mountain lords gave me as gifts. I couldn’t have been able to take them; If not for this shitty system.’
’While exploring nature, I didn’t feel bored because I had many companions by my side, with these animals as tourist guides, the journey became much easier and beautiful.’
"Woof! Woof!"
Suddenly, a dog barked, destroying my deep worldly contemplation.
"What! Do you want more?"
"Woof! Woof!"
I threw away a leg piece in my hand to him. Before looking at the surroundings, which were filled with many different types of animals. They were all maintaining proper etiquette, which I have taught them, wasting my precious time. Alas this...
’This mf didn’t even learn a single thing.’
Little Black had come back just a month after Aunt Lin left, so I wasn’t completely bored. But this mf had learned to slack off, getting fatter day by day. Because now he also has his own servants.
He was like a little emperor of these animals. Making me really jealous.
As we were enjoying our usual grand party. A sound of explosion came just a few metres away from here.
’Fuck! Here comes trouble.’
I looked in the direction from which the explosion came. Before turning to the white tiger, who was munching on the roasted meat at the side, acting as if he didn’t hear the explosion.
"Hey, aren’t you the mountain lord in this area? Go there and check out what caused this explosion."
"Gr..."
"Hey, stop wasting time, meat won’t run away."
He stood up reluctantly, going into the woods to check out what caused the explosion.
’What’s taking this lazy cat so long?’
I was planning to send this fat dog to work when the White tiger came back, dragging a human body.
When he placed the body in front, to let me take a better look, I wondered what to do with this guy.
This boy was around 15 or 16. His body was covered in wounds, his left hand completely severed, barely hanging to his body, and with divine wisdom, I say he was definitely an immortal cultivator, chased by...
"You, hand over that kid to us."
An old voice came from the sky. When I lifted my head to the sky, there stood 2 old men. Wearing green cultivator’s robes.
’Well, as expected, everything is going according to script. Should I make it more interesting or follow the script?’
"Grand elder, why are you talking with this kid? We should silence him, too."
"What... silence me... sure."
With just these words, I lifted my hands. But before I could do anything, another old man quickly apologised on the other man’s behalf.
"I apologise on his behalf, we are here to just capture this kid, because he had tried to kill our clan’s Young Miss."
"Oh, well, you should have been polite like this from the start. But... If I let you take him now. After this, the old man dared to threaten me. It destroyed my grand image. Don’t think so."
After I spoke, that other old man again opened his filthy mouth.
"Grand elder, why are you even wasting your time with this kid? Let’s kill him and take that boy away."
’Fuck, this old must be blind, clearly not seeing who is in authority right now.’
"Well, do whatever you want?"
As I said these words, a terrifying aura erupted in the surroundings. The Tiger, which had been eating lazily for a while, stood in battle mode just behind the old man, raising its claws and slapping the old man to the ground.
"How dare you..."
The old man stood frustratedly before quickly shutting his mouth; all the animals had surrounded him, and none of them were in a good mood.
The old man in the sky also moved, attacking the white tiger in the air.
Bang...
The next second, the white tiger landed on the ground before attacking the old man in the sky again.
’Fuck, this escalated even quicker than I thought.’
I looked at the two struggling old men, attacked by the hordes of animals. Before looking at the Little Black, who was using this chaos to snatch more food.
’This mf is beyond salvation.’
I snatched the food from his mouth while rewarding him with a slap.
"Aw..."
"Do some work? I don’t have any food for freeloaders."
He was staring at me with his cute black eyes.
Well, except for acting cute, I don’t think he learned anything in these years.
"Ok, deal with these old men, then I will give more food."
He looked at the battle going on in front, lazily looking at them for a second. Before unleashing a long howl.
"Awo..."
Everyone paused in mid-air, but not the old man; his body fell directly on the ground.
The animals quickly surrounded the fallen old man. I also stood up, tossing the leg piece at the little black. Before going to look at the old man’s condition.
When I went there, I saw the old man’s ears were bleeding, not a really severe condition, though.
"Well... I think you still haven’t been silenced, do it quickly, I don’t have much time."
"H..."
The old man tried to say something, but no word came out, while the other so-called grand elder also sat beside him, bleeding.
"Well, let’s forget it. After all, I’m a magnanimous emperor."
Saying this, I tossed the two fireballs at them. As the Origin fire touched their bodies, it quickly healed their wounds in less than 3 seconds. Seeing both old men quickly kneelt in front of me.
"Hey, stop wasting my time. Fuck off! I don’t have much patience."