Chapter 251: Chapter 250: Merlin is Consecutively and Painfully Struck
Chapter 250: Merlin is Consecutively and Painfully Struck
Clatter...
Kenji bent down and picked up a broken piece of the chain. It was made of clay but had the texture of metal. He had just arrived, and he already had a welcome gift. He put it away. For Kingu to drop his equipment right at the start... what a generous soul. Kenji almost felt bad.
"Big Brother Merlin has arrived! Everyone, get out of the way!"
"Oof..."
"...Thud!"
"Which bastard dug this hole?!"
There was no cool entrance. The white-haired internet scammer, having tripped, used his face as a brake and ended up prostrating himself before Kenji in a grand bow.
Caw, caw, caw...
In that instant, it was as if a row of crows had flown past overhead.
The three of them—Kenji, Gudako, and Mash—looked down at the white-haired man on the ground, not knowing what to think. Ana, who had arrived after him, couldn’t help but pull her hood lower. She truly regretted knowing this guy.
"Ahem." Kenji cleared his throat and said with perfect composure, "Minister Merlin, please rise. What is the meaning of such a grand bow?"
"Heh heh, my mistake, my mistake. Just consider it an early New Year’s greeting for you all."
Pfft, pfft...
Merlin got up and patted the dust off himself. Would he be embarrassed by something like this? Of course not.
"Hello everyone! It is I, your Big Brother Merlin~" he introduced himself in a flippant tone.
"Mmm... hmm... as expected, it is the aura of my King. Did you... do it... with my King?" Merlin circled around Kenji, nodding from time to time.
"Who was on top?"
After discovering this, Merlin’s eyes lit up. Tsk, tsk, tsk. So he really is their King Consort. Artoria... she finally has a home. This ’old father’ is truly gratified.
The corner of Kenji’s eye twitched. This improper man with no conscience... he needed some physical correction.
"Gudako, use one Command Spell and have Mash beat him up," Kenji said openly.
"Eh?" Merlin’s opening line was cut short. He looked at Kenji in disbelief.
"Alright! By my Command Spell, Mash, beat him up!" Gudako didn’t even think, directly activating a Command Spell. She felt no guilt or hesitation. With Kenji here, she didn’t care about this one Command Spell. If it was wasted, it was wasted.
But a certain beast was faster than her.
"Merlin must die!"
Fou shot out in a spinning attack, launching a Fou-Kick at Merlin’s face.
K.O.!
The invincible Merlin had fallen.
When he opened his eyes, his pupils quaked. A black dinner table was falling towards him, accompanied by a girl’s embarrassed voice.
"Sumimasen!"
"Chotto matte! Galahad, you bastard..."
CRUNCH!
A tooth-aching sound was heard. Merlin’s facial features twisted. Kenji laughed out loud.
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
The effect of the Command Spell was still active. Mash just kept smashing Merlin with the dinner table. With each impact, Merlin’s legs would tense up and go straight.
"Aaaaaaaah..."
Merlin’s wretched screams were endless.
Fou watched with appreciation. That’s right, just like that. Merlin can’t be killed by smashing anyway. This sound... it’s so beautiful~
"Strange. Why is it that every time I hit this person, my Spirit Origin strengthens me?" Mash muttered, puzzled.
"Galahad, I’ll... ****** (Great Britain profanity)!"
The louder Merlin cursed, the greater the force in Mash’s hands, smashing solidly onto his face.
Kenji summoned the Lion King.
"Hmm? Merlin?"
The Lion King was taken aback. Why was it that the moment she arrived, she saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu... oh, wait, no, it was Mash (Galahad) beating Merlin.
Finally, the effect of the Command Spell ended. Mash stopped her movements.
"Hah... hah..."
Mash’s breathing was a little ragged, she was drenched in fragrant sweat, and her face was flushed with excitement. This strange feeling... it was unforgettable.
Merlin’s face was no longer recognizable, to the point where it would need a mosaic.
"Merlin, how long are you going to lie there?"
The Lion King knew this kind of attack had no real effect on Merlin. She kicked him with her foot.
"..."
No movement. A dead silence.
It seemed Merlin had really passed out. He wasn’t moving at all.
"Heh..."
The Lion King’s eyebrow rose. You like to play dead, do you? I’ll let you play to your heart’s content.
"Pwah... Lia-chan! You’re really stabbing me?!"
The Holy Lance directly pierced Merlin’s stomach, pinning him to the ground like a kebab.
"Merlin... don’t you like to play dead?" the Lion King said flatly. The Holy Lance began to glow, and a violent energy surged.
"Holy Lance, unseal..."
"Stop!"
Merlin was terrified. His body turned into countless flower petals, then re-formed. The wounds on his face and stomach were all gone, as if nothing had happened.
"That’s going too far!" Merlin looked at the Lion King with a resentful expression. In his current state, if the Holy Lance were to be released inside his body, he would be barbecued.
"How is it going too far? If the Lion King wanted to attack you, I could just rewind time again and again and let her blow you up a few more times."
Kenji’s smile was kind, looking completely harmless. When Merlin heard this, a non-existent cold sweat broke out on his back. Too brutal. How can such cold words come from such a warm mouth?
"You can do that?"
The corner of the Lion King’s lip rose. She seemed very interested and was planning to try it herself.
"Alright, I surrender."
Merlin raised his hands submissively.
The Lion King was speechless. This guy Merlin was still the same, not changed at all. His bottom line was really flexible.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Is this the figure my King should have?"
Merlin started being improper again, sizing up the Lion King’s figure. He knew the reason, but he was still amazed.
POW!
The Lion King directly planted Merlin headfirst into the ground. When dealing with a scumbag like Merlin, self-cultivation was completely useless. It was better to just use a heavy fist.
"Lion King, if Merlin were to die, how long would all of Great Britain mourn?" Kenji asked.
"Pop champagne to celebrate?" the Lion King joked. Merlin was the court mage, after all, and he wouldn’t die so easily, not even if Great Britain fell.
"My King, I would be sad."
Merlin sat there. He really hadn’t checked the calendar today. Kicked by Fou, smashed by Mash, and kebabed by the Lion King.
"Eh? What’s this?"
Merlin looked up and saw the golden ring on Kenji’s keychain. As Romani’s idol and the Grand Scammer, he of course knew what this thing was. But... how did it end up on Kenji?
"You know it?" Kenji asked with a teasing smile.
"I don’t. It just looks like a piece of scrap metal. Utterly useless," Merlin said, glancing at Gudako’s bracelet and pretending not to know.
"Merlin, if you don’t need your eyes, Chaldea can help you donate them," Romani’s voice said flatly. As expected of the ultimate piece of trash, telling lies with your eyes wide open. My ring has become ’scrap metal’ in your mouth.
"Hahaha... Romani Archaman, Chaldea won’t be needed for that. I still need these eyes to watch the fun and pass the time," Merlin said with a laugh. His Clairvoyance had other uses, you know.